If Britney Were President

So one-third of the world is displeased with Mr. Obama. The other third is waiting for the next Ronald Reagan (could it be Arnold or Brad?). And the last slice of the world is betting Mr. Obama will last one term like Jimmy Carter.

I presume the famous host David Letterman belongs to the last part because he has been fantasizing about Britney Spears as President (bet you didn't know that huh). And being the good girl she is -- that is why i will adore her to the last of my breath, Brit-Brit gladly obliged and proceeded in her glorious bikini (really lovin' this girl!!) to present how different it will be if she holds the worlds most powerful position.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Top Ten Ways US Will Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo. (This one I like. Iran and North Korea rejoice!!!)

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade. (I knew it! Armstrong never made it to the moon! everything was filmed in Arizona desert!)

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy. (and the Arctic Monkeys could come and go the White House...that would be neat)

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

Oh Brit! Thank you because you make the world a happier place!!