Thursday, September 18, 2008

humor time!

Posted by Kero at Thursday, September 18, 2008
Hubby shared this e-mail to me and i am posting it so we can all have a good laugh.

Airplane vs Women



16 reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a 'touch and go.'
4.
Airplanes don't object to a pr
eflight inspection.
5.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14.
Airplanes
don't comment on your piloting skills.
15.
Airplanes don't whine unless som
ething is really wrong.
16.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.


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